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Post by G-Nation on Jan 30, 2009 10:41:11 GMT -5
Toilet visits
This is something my friend Solidje made, enjoy his funny work
Everything depends on the transit
the ghost shit (also known as the diver) You can feel him, you hear him splash into the water, but there is nothing in the toilet.
The clean shit: lying down so beautiful in the toilet, no trace on the paper
The eternal shit: you keep whiping your ass, but shit keeps comming on the toilet paper. untill you decide to put a toilet paper in your underwear to avoid any traces
the extra shit: The come-back or the counterattack by revenge, your done, but when you get your pants on there is a shit comming out your ass
the popular shit: your sitting on the toilet and start to fart so loud other people can hear it and start to laugh with it.
the Big Mac shit: he is so great that you are afraid to brake him when you flush. You are amazed and proud at the same time that you gave birth to this masterpiece
the cannonball shit: comming out of your ass with such an amazing speed, that you are afraid the toilet water is gonne splash your ass.
the surprice shit: you thought you had to fart, but there is more comming out your ass..
Rabbit shit: Small balls, some float, sometimes they sink. They are sweet
De morning-after shit (after a real big party) The yellow/brown liquid that makes the whole toilet dirty.. smells so bad it burns your ass!
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Post by Dark Star on Jan 30, 2009 13:19:36 GMT -5
LMFAO. This is fucking funny.
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Post by G-Nation on Feb 1, 2009 19:38:56 GMT -5
There are a lot more than that, on Argonath Fourms Solidje and a bunch of other people, shared all their idea's. I find they all forgot one,
The Stinky Shit: Smells so bad and stinky that no one including you wants to go into the bathroom.
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Post by TheMaskedStranger on Feb 5, 2009 18:01:57 GMT -5
LOL! I think i just SHIT my self LAUGHING!
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Post by LadyConqueror on Mar 27, 2012 20:05:23 GMT -5
Shy Pooh. You know it's there but it's not ready yet. = p Funny! lol!
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