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Post by G-Nation on Feb 12, 2012 18:58:47 GMT -5
How to Achieve over 100% at Work This is something I read at work. I got a laugh out of it. The following is only a mathematical point of view. Is it possible to give over 100% at work? How is it done? What does it mean to give 100%. We’ve heard it so many times that people want to give that little extra percent over 100%. Ever thought about earning 103%? Here is a simple mathematical formula to calculate how to achieve over 100% at work. If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Equals: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18+ 11 = 98% K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96 % But: A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100 % However: B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 = 103% As for Ass-kissing, let’s see how far you can get with that. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1 + 17 + 17 + 11 + 9 + 17 + 17 + 9 + 13 + 7 = 118% We can conclude that hard work and knowledge can get you close, but it is the attitude that guarantees success. Now we can see that only through a positive attitude, one can achieve 100% at work.
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